I’ve been entranced by the vocaloid fad, but i dislike the japanese speaking vocaloids, not because of how they sound, but because they speak japanese. Then i heard about Vocaloid Prima, an english speaking OPERA singer vocaloid.

I spent all my savings to buy it, and now that i have it, i couldn’t resist a little mischief. I mixed my music making talent and imagination just that i could recreate “The Great Mighty Poo” song from Conker’s Bad Fur Day for the N64, i made the base playing by ear using the original song that i could download from the RARE website and i looked for the exact lyrics on google.

Making the lyrics sound right in vocaloid is an art of itself, it’s quite hard, but i think that it was decent for my first use of prima, in the future i’ll use her more seriously, but this time i could not resist the temptation to make her sing nasty words.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the great mighty poo
And im going to throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat

Do you really think you’ll survive in here
You don’t seem to know which creek you’re in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How’d you think i keep this lovely grin
(Have some more caviar)

Now I’m really getting rather mad
You’re like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I’m going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
My butt!
That’s right my butt!
My butt!
MY BUTT!!!